A Brief History of Minuscule Minima
It's said that in the vast expanse of the cosmos, there exist black holes so petite, so unassuming, that even the most seasoned astrophysicist would pass them by without a second glance.
These diminutive voids are the result of a rare cosmic phenomenon known as the "Law of Least Effort," where matter and energy are drawn to the most expedient solution, rather than the most aesthetically pleasing one.
The Art of Finding Minuscule Minima
Locating these teeny-tiny black holes requires a keen eye for subtlety and a healthy dose of existential dread.
You see, the less you look, the more you'll find. Or, rather, the less you look, the less you'll find.
So, if you're feeling particularly listless, try closing your eyes and waiting for the universe to come to you.
The Minuscule Minima Survival Guide
When faced with the abyss of a minuscule black hole, remain calm and carry on.
Do not attempt to touch or manipulate the void, lest you wish to become a human-sized black hole yourself.
Simply acknowledge its existence and move on, for in the grand tapestry of the universe, your presence is but a fleeting thought.
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